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Ddb complains about legit Ohio beer, is punished by Wolfs Ridge. Typical.

Ddb complains about legit Ohio beer, is punished by Wolfs Ridge. Typical.

If we are talking apeshit customer service, Wolfs Ridge falls somewhere between “negative reinforcement” and “staggeringly attentive.” I previously bitched about their coffee cream ale, basically saying that the flavors were incongruous for such a petit canvas. So they decide “guess what? fuck your palate we added cinnamon to that beer, here enjoy this, joweltits […]

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Thank god 2017 BIL “Motion Day” is over.Celebrating with 2014 bb4d. 🐐🚨ing myself.

Thank god 2017 BIL “Motion Day” is over.Celebrating with 2014 bb4d. 🐐🚨ing myself.

Legitimately one of the best beers ever made, transcending style or confines of structured qualifiers. It’s massive without being flabby, toasty but sweet, intense flavor without bullshit additives or artificial pretenses. It delivers the best of a barrel program, saturation and oak with residual spirit aspects in a framework that never spikes your blood sugar […]

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Funk Factory Frampaars is back on that fruity grizzy 

Funk Factory Frampaars is back on that fruity grizzy 

Funk Factory Frampaars is back with a vengeance, but is this more of a “Reloaded” or a “Strikes Back” situation? A lil of column A and bit of column B. The drawback is that this is more acidic than the OG version and presents less sticky berry presence. The tradeoff is that the nose is […]

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I think I just Sudwerked my jorts

I think I just Sudwerked my jorts

@sudwerkbrew just lighting my shit up with some wild dark sour BALs. I really enjoy their Barrel program but their regular offerings used to suck shit, so maybe this pils will carry the day.

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Sonorous Honey Wine Baeberry, sticky pooh bear excess comes to Seattle

Sonorous Honey Wine Baeberry, sticky pooh bear excess comes to Seattle

God damn, this isn’t graceful or particularly bashful but it just absolutely lights you up with smuckers and danish jelly jams. It’s such a hefty lingering viscosity to the mouthfeel and sweet distilled preserves that berries actively feel bad for me in the best way. It’s a one note uncrustable that omits the lipids in […]

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Cigar City Lorem Ipsum reconciles the two poles of the Barleywine life sphere

Cigar City Lorem Ipsum reconciles the two poles of the Barleywine life sphere

Bitburger be peepin but it ain’t about that Life. Lorem ipsum res ipsa loquitor The life speaks for itself. When you merge an nice malty American barleywine with bitterness akin to this Crowpluckers like grat, you need something like sweet sticky creme brûlée shell Brandy barrels to temper the residual alpha acids. Duraflame logs, conifer […]

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Get ur sugar shaker, crane brewing grapefruit gose is pure pith

Get ur sugar shaker, crane brewing grapefruit gose is pure pith

I had no idea who @cranebrewing was before I opened this and god damn if this isn’t pure greyhound zested grapefruit insanity. This gose may have a touch of brackishness but the citrusy profile leans towards pith and muddled rind. It isn’t acidic as it is a touch bitter like the actual flesh of some […]

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Oddside ales makes almost god tier, wildly accessible beers and rye hipster brunch is a testament to their greatness

Oddside ales makes almost god tier, wildly accessible beers and rye hipster brunch is a testament to their greatness

I usually write some pithy epigram like “ho ho Oddside makes almost world class Shasta ales that are accessible to everyone.” Every cicerone slaps their thighs and it comes off and either condescending or disrespectful to Oddside. I mean this with the utmost reference possible: oddside really makes trading seem like a non viable game […]

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Monkish bass lines bathe pines gate times weight rhymes fake chimes 

Monkish bass lines bathe pines gate times weight rhymes fake chimes 

Monkish can compel 230 seemingly unemployed dudes to appear like a Rogue familiar within an hours notice on a Thursday afternoon. Bathe in wait lines for some, mac90 for others. This falls on the lighter and more vibrant side of the standard world class Monkish dipa fair, more sherbert and kumquat rind, flintstones push up […]

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